EDC TC4 Titanium Lightweight Keychain Safe Whistle Outdoor Survival Whistle Tool
Material: All TC4 Titanium Alloy.
Wraith 120+ Super Loud 120dB Tactical Death Whistle
Do you dare to wield the power? Well, do you, punk? Inspired by the death whistles of the ancient Aztecs, but refined with modern design, tools, techniques, and materials, the WRAITH 120+ emits over 120dB of tormented soulscream when sounded. Constructed from carbon fiber infused polycarbonate using a variety of technological sorceries both ancient and modern, the WRAITH 120+ is easy to use, compact (42x42x85mm), durable, and lightweight (30g), and will provide years of dependable service. The potential uses of the WRAITH 120+ are endless, and may or may not include general signaling, celebratory noisemaking, practical jokes, distress calls, making your death metal music a little more deathy, summoning the souls of the dead to reanimate their corpses and bind them to your will, relaying commands to your private army of undead thralls, heralding the impending doom of your foes, and banishing the souls of the vanquished slain to the nether regions of the afterlife. The uniquely chilling sound of the WRAITH 120+ is guaranteed to instill utter terror in the hearts of your enemies, and bring a smile to the face of Ehecatl, the Aztec god of wind and storms. A ball chain lanyard is included. Video of a WRAITH 120+ function test can be seen here: https://youtu.be/C8uPVD1p-vs LIMITED TIME OFFER*: All WRAITH 120+ whistles include a free damned soul bound inside, whose tortured screams are unleashed on command by sounding the WRAITH 120+. Save $665.99 in summoning and binding fees!* WARNING!: The user assumes full responsibility for any damage, injury, or death resulting from the use, abuse, or misuse of the WRAITH 120+. Any and all responsibility for the actions of the user, karens frightened by the sound of the WRAITH 120+, entities summoned by the sounding of the WRAITH 120+, spirits released by breaking or damaging the WRAITH 120+, or law enforcement response to any of the above, is hereby categorically disclaimed by the seller. *Satire. No actual souls were damned or bound during the manufacturing of the WRAITH 120. Lighten up, Francis!
Lifesaving Stainless Steel Whistle Emergency 120db Keychain Outdoor SOS Camping
Versatility: Safety whistle for any type of camping, hiking, hunting, fishing and boating and other outdoor activities. 1 Whistle. Waterproof camping: suitable for all weather, rain, wet weather and excellent airflow design.